South Park Boredom Poem

Fat and Chubby. Small and weak. Fat boy Cartman can't see his feet.

Stan Marsh

and Kyle too!

Two best friends, a Christian. And a jew.

Butters weird. Nothing much you can say, but he is clueless, and loves doing the right thang.

and lastly Kenny.

The one who always dies, "YOU KILLED KENNY!"

"YOU BASTARDS"

Is what his friends would cry!

MmmmmmKay. Is what Mr. Mackey would say, in any situation of the day.

And Mr. Garrison.

The oddest of them all, has a huge craving for...

(Secret word that wasn't used so I can't get into trouble.)

Sonnet

Call of Duty, epic shooting all day.

Turn off the lights and turn geek mode on.

On the battlefield its no place to play.

More kills than deaths, my K/D so strong.

M27, pop the cap on ya.

Been a pro since I was 8 years of age.

Laughin' at your death, quote "ha ha ha ha"

Gamer beast, release me from my noob cage.

When six year old kids come and try to fight

I show my armory and all my power

Release the darkness, black as winters night.

Slaughtering the strongest men with my might.

Like a super hero, save the teams town.

Might as well be the king, please hand me my crown.

DEMONATA SERIES: WOLF ISLAND


In the book, Wolf Island, by Darren Shan. The young disciple of Dervish Grady, known as Grubbs Grady is realizing that he might face the fate of his family. THE LYCANTHROPIC CURSE. Also known as the werewolf curse. Many members of his family become werewolves on a full moon and he might be the next victim. As a full moon came nothing changed. Grubbs stood exactly the same as he was, but that doesn't mean trouble didn't come down his path. As everything seemed perfect a hoard of werewolves attacked Grubbs, his unlce/teacher Dervish, and their dear friend Meera. A huge battle erupted but Grubbs and his companions weren't strong enough and they were forced to escape. No one was hurt, but much fear struck their hearts. Grubbs then after travels with his other teacher Beranabus and his friend Kernel Fleck. As he leaves later on Dervish and his other partner Bec are attacked again. Bec helps Dervish escape and takes him to the hospital. Grubbs returns back through a portal and gets to the hospital and finds a demon on Dervish. He fights the demon off and helps Dervish out of there. The almost life taking adventure Grubbs went through was incredibly difficult but everyone survived somehow. Lets see if he can pull it off again...

PICTURE BOOK
Page 1

Jason was a lonely boy. He always wanted friends, but he was too afraid to talk his classmates. He would watch them all play and have a good time while he sat there and watched what they would do.


Page 2

“I want to go talk to them”, he said with a frown on his face, but instead he just watched and stood in his place.


Page 3

He came to his house that night and looked to his mirror on the wall. “Today was bad, but my hope will not fall.” He would lie on his bed, and swore to do better. He laid out his clothes and a shiny new sweater.  Maybe kids will talk to me if I wear cool clothes. He had a twinkle in his eyes and he wiggled his nose.

Page 4

He woke up in the morning, excited as can be, and then he put on his clothes faster than a countdown to 3.

Page 5

He ran to the bathroom and brushed his teeth, then bumped into his much older brother Heath. “Brother” he said with a huge smile, “you’re growing up and I haven’t spoken to you in a while. I just wanted to say, you can make many friends, just don’t give, there is never an end.” Jason smiled. Looked up with glee, then ran outside, happy as can be.


Page 6

He walked across the street and made it to school. Hoping he would speak and not feel like a fool. He took three steps to the nearest group, but walked back to his seat feeling like poop. “COME ON JASON!” He said to himself. “You can’t be another book on a shelf! Today we are going to talk the kids, don’t be afraid just go for it!”


Page 7

A burst of courage, blasted through him and he ran to a group, even though no one knew him. His blue eyes shining, his brown hair glowing, all this power, his hope was growing!

Page 8

“Hi everyone!”  He said with a smile. “Mind if I talk to you all for a while.” The boys in girls all smile and welcomed him.” Finally Jason has fit right in. In a matter of minutes he made new friends. That’s the last of this tale. Goodbye.

THE END.

DARREN SHAN- CIRQUE DU FREAK- THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT

Darren Shan just wants to be a normal kid again, but he knows it’s impossible because he was bitten by a vampire. He wishes that his life could back to the way it was but it sadly can’t.  Darren now has to live his life as the assistant of his leecher(Mr Crepsley.) The agreement was that if Darren became a vampire he had to follow his masters paths and he did. He learned many things such as controlling speed, learning how to hunt for his life source from animals (he needs blood) and how to use his super human abilities such as super strength. In the beginning Darren hated being a vampire, but after he learned that being on isn’t as bad as it seems. He continues his life depressed, but continues to learn new things everyday. He meets new people and makes new friends. Finds a circus and considers it to be his new home. His new family are the FREAKS!!!

So I was a lonely boy. I had no friends. At school. I would stare at all the boys and girls, but no one would talk to me.

"Is it my hair? I would ask myself.

And I would go home, look at a mirror and grab my long black hair.

"Hmph... I just don't get it. What's wrong with me?

The next day I go back to school.

I would stare at the boys and girls thinking, I tried smiling at them and showing off my new "COOL KID KICKS", but they wouldn't even glance at me.

"Is it my nose?" I would ask myself.

And I would go home, look at a mirror and grab my little tanned nose.

"Hmm.. I just don't get it. What's wrong with me?

The next day I go back to school.

I would stare at the boys and girls confused.

"Why can't I make friends like them? Why am I always alone?"

Then "She" passed by. Talia. The prettiest girl in class. She was funny, cute and full of energy. She was every boys dream. And from all the darkness in my heart, she showed me the light. I thought to myself (Wow. She's amazing! If only she knew about how  felt about her) But when she walked by I would just blush and look away. I knew I could never get someone like her.

So one day the teacher was giving us a review on what would be on our next test. Talia decided to sit next to me in class and i felt my heart beating a mile a minute. She looked at me then smiled. I smiled back then thought (why did she smile at me) Is there something on my face? Did I do something dumb. I told a really bad joke and thought I was dumb for saying it, But then she said. "That was cute." And my face went numb. "Cute...?" I said carelessly.
"Yeah." She responded.

At the end of class we started talking and loved being around each other. After that we never separated and had you two.

"So that's how you met mom dad?" My daughter asks.

Yeah. Pretty much I reply

"That's a pretty lame story dude." My older son says.

"Not as lame as your face..." My daughter replied back quickly.

Then Talia bursts in and yells

"WHO WANTS COOKIES?!?!?!?"

And everyone runs to the kitchen in joy.

PICTURE BOOK DRAFT!

So I was a lonely boy. I had no friends. At school. I would stare at all the boys and girls, but no one would talk to me.

"Is it my hair? I would ask myself.

And I would go home, look at a mirror and grab my long black hair.

"Hmph... I just don't get it. What's wrong with me?

The next day I go back to school.

I would stare at the boys and girls thinking, I tried smiling at them and showing off my new "COOL KID KICKS", but they wouldn't even glance at me.

"Is it my nose?" I would ask himself.

And I would go home, look at a mirror and grab my little tanned nose.

"Hmm.. I just don't get it. What's wrong with me?

The next day I go back to school.

I would stare at the boys and girls confused.

"Why can't I make friends like them? Why am I always alone?"

Then "She" passed by. Talia. The prettiest girl in class. She was funny, cute and full of energy. She was every boys dream. And from all the darkness in my heart, she showed me the light. I thought to myself (Wow. She's amazing! If only she knew about how  felt about her) But when she walked by I would just blush and look away. I knew I could never get someone like her.

So one day the teacher was giving us a review on what would be on our next test. Talia decided to sit next to me in class and i felt my heart beating a mile a minute. She looked at me then smiled. I smiled back then thought (why did she smile at me) Is there something on my face? Did I do something dumb. I told a really bad joke and thought I was dumb for saying it, But then she said. "That was cute." And my face went numb. "Cute...?" I said cluelessly.
"Yeah." She responded.

At the end of class we started talking and loved being around eachother. After that we never seperated and had you two.

"So that's how you met mom dad?" My daughter asks.

Yeah. Pretty much I reply

"That's a pretty lame story dude." My older son says.

But he smiles at me and gives me a hug for no apparent reason. My daughter joins in and hugs me as well. Then we all look at a picture of my wife; their mother. The woman who died giving birth.



I WANNA CHANGE THIS ITS A DRAFT!!!!